The Masterfuss

In Xinjiang where the Queen was qanged
and the pinkapoh prettily pranted,
The Masterfuss caught a bellygot bus
while his jiggapot driggly ganted,
Then the Shiggleshy with a jorgle cry
drifibulously recanted,
While the kargled King's symbolsye sings
Tsillious songs tescantoed.

In late Octember when the Keas are kembered
and the pickapocks fly unpembered,
The Masterfuss dillyblot dusted
the flockwebs from their flembers,
then raising high the kargleky
he contumously proclaimed,
that the dumbledoos will never frew
until the doosows dray.

(c) 2006 Tony Foley (in memory of Patrick Alexander)